rainbowtroutlover:

in a good marriage you never stop learning new things about your spouse

hatingongodot:

youdehponskunt:

pantsareneveranoption:

spiderine:

hatingongodot:

beth-or-whatever:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

The female gaze can be completely inscrutable for men but here’s a quick and not-entirely-sensible diagram I drew while pooping to try and make my preferences clear:

Sorry, let me make it more accurate:

Originally posted by josscarters

You understand COMPLETELY

Originally posted by chrishemsworth

Originally posted by msjessicaday

You’ve been trained to love stupid men so that you’ll take care of them.

False

Source: I’m korean

ongoing list of worst feelings ever:

-frustration

-hopelessness

-feeling like you were never meant to be happy

elizabeths-banks:

me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

crisiskode:

shutyourmoustache:

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out